How to deal with dim-witted scammers

There are scammers lurking just about everywhere you look nowadays.

They send emails, make phone calls, try to engage on Facebook, or send SMS messages saying how impressed they are with your resumé.

They may be in Nigeria, Uzbeksitan or from down the road. 

Because my profile makes it clear I have interest in travel, there are some particularly dim-witted felons who assume that I own an AirBnB property.

Not only do I not use AirBnB any more (given the growing number of complaints and absurd cleaning charges), I certainly would not want to own and operate one.

But that does not stop these fools wasting their time - and mine - by sending a stream of emails containing complete nonsense purporting to come from booking.com or other booking agencies.

Here is one of today's moronic emails (they come from generic emails like booking_437553@icloud.com so are easy to spot):

Dear Partner,

We are writing on behalf of a guest who has stayed at your hotel through Booking.com. Unfortunately, there has been an issue with their stay. the guest was forced to leave your hotel before the paid check-out date! Due to serious misconduct on the part of the facility and staff.

Due to this, the guest has left a complaint against your property.

It is extremely important to resolve this issue as soon as possible, otherwise we will be forced to completely block your hotel on our platform!

Then there is a Guest Compaint logo for you to click onto. Yep. Today's piss poor scammer was too stupid to spell complaint correctly. 

But getting you to click is, of course, is the end game. 

If you are dim enough to click they will try to access your computer and its files. And your bank details.

Do not engage. Block these fools. All of them. 

You can, however, have a bit of fun with the scam callers, who are usually working out of a call centre.

I take great delight in pretending to be a senile old man. Asking them to repeat their spiel again and again. Making them wait for long periods while I "look for" details, and then telling them repeatedly "I am pregnant, you know!"    

Such fun. 

UPDATE: Another one today from sekretar@mnekarate.me

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We noticed that a recent communication from your account wasn't delivered correctly due to a pending verification step. To ensure seamless communication with your guests, please take a moment to verify your communication channel. 

All they wanted me to do was "Copy the verification link below. Paste it into your browser's address bar and complete the verification process." No thanks. 

Image: Maksim Chernyshev, Scop.io